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Table of Contents

Key for Readers

The Trumpian Avalanche

I. Before Trump

BC

Where Have All the Honorable Republicans Gone?

II. Trumpianity Defiles what it Means to be a Christian

Of Course I Believe in God, I Talk to Him Every Day

A Question for Trumpists: Do You Know Who You Are?

Pussy-Deep in the Big Muddy

Trumpianity

Donald Trump’s Papal Name

Unforgivable

The Republican Party’s Prison Porn Star

The Six Commandments of Donald J. Trump

Memo to Republicans: Remember the Sacklers

John Wooden Cuts Donald Trump from His Team

Donald Trump’s Greatest Heist

S-O-C-I-O-P-A-T-H

If Satan were President (RIP USAID)

Return of the Black Plague

The Gator Games (where the pets eat the migrants!)

Kristi Noem’s Dog Would Like a Word

Random Acts of Cruelty

When They Came for the Comedians

Why Trump Keeps Lurching to the Right

A Personal Letter from Job of Uz to Donald J. Trump

III. Trumpism Defiles what it Means to be a Patriot

Truth Social Distancing – How the GOP Mutated into the (lower case) gop

Elephant? What Elephant?

Blindfolded, Not Blind

Trump Fires Director of the Bureau of Mortality Statistics

Windmill Windbag

GOP Plagued by Eye Diversion Spasticity Injuries

In Memory of Brian Sicknick

Words Matter

The Reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels

A Tale of Two Leaders

My Recruiting Ad for ICE

Hey Kids, Join ICE and Get Free Drinks

The Last Taco in Smalltown

Deportation Insanity

Corporal Bonespur’s Big Day

War Hero

Corporal Bonespur Disses Captain D-Day

Déjà vu Kent State

Pete Hegseth Renames The Pentagon

Pete Disses Ike

Lethal Pete Announces U.S. Invasion of Turks & Caicos

Déjà vu 1928

Succession

Donald Trump Emasculates the Republican Party

Joffre D. Vance

The Primal Termites of Project 2025

Memo to Republican Leaders from We the People

We the People are Like Jello

1984 Did Not End Well

IV. Abortion Bans are the Cutting Edge of the Autocratic Sword

Prohibition 2.0

Good Old Boys for Life

The GOP’s Abortion Albatross

Reckless Political Malfeasance

Texas: The Abortion Ban Road Not Taken

Showdown with the Good Old Boys

Jim Crow 2.0

Zipping Up Unwanted Pregnancy

Broken Promises, Broken Hearts

V. After Trump

Best American Poetry 1963-73

I Nominate Myself for the Nobel Prize for Literature

The Strength and Serenity Prayer

Send Joe a message

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